China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen
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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.
  • NutWrenchEnglish
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    1 day ago

    Tech-bros, huffing each other’s farts learn that farts have no real-world value.

  • Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org
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    2 days ago

    It’s amazing how quickly this is taking off. I went to four different grocery stores looking for the new magic Chinese beans, and literally none of them had any stock. I won’t be surprised when I see scalpers hocking them for as much as the American beans before long.