American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.
    • queermunist she/her
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      1 day ago

      “But what if I were to purchase fastfood and disguise it as my own cooking lobby the government to ban my competitor for being a national security threat? Oh oh oh, delightfully devilish Samuel!”

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    “It took years of hard work for us to steal beans from farmers, apply our unique brand of magic, and seek investment from our nation’s finest rubes and oafs,” a Beanco spokesman said. “Now DeepBean wants to steal our magic beans, rebrand the magic, and get money from their own buffoons and clods? It’s just not right.”

    lol