“I still believe that, five years from now, civilisation will be structured entirely around OpenBean beans,” said bean industry titan Sam Altbean. “I can’t offer any supporting evidence for that, but I do believe it.”
American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value as investors contemplate getting their magic beans from overseas.
🤣📉
yeah having nvidia be the only unmodified name was hilarious
America’s magic bean market is in turmoil after a Chinese company unveiled a competing bean that’s less than one tenth the price but still just as useless.
😂 First line got me. Bookmarking the Beaverton
American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value
lmao
I think the Canadian thing I am proud of most is the Beaverton. They give me actual civic pride and just the briefest glimpse of patriotism.
Finally some good onion
Is this why they have so many bean counters?
Homer: Curse you magic beans!
