This could basically be a checklist to determine “is this person not autistic”?
When are we going to reckon with the fact that job interviews are designed to keep the neurodiverse out?
This could basically be a checklist to determine “is this person not autistic”?
When are we going to reckon with the fact that job interviews are designed to keep the neurodiverse out?
I’m still grappling with the fact that you are just supposed to lie on resumes
Why yes, I did spend 10 years as CEO of JP Morgan Chase
I also spent 15 years as the guy who eats all the scrap oreos at the end of the line
Horrible how even Investment Banking CEOs have to have two jobs to get by.
More like kkkrapitalism, amirite?
I was the CEO of Blockbuster!
Abso-goddamn-lutely. And it’s not just lying, you have to be good at bullshitting so they believe you. And if you are good enough, you can make a career out of it.
The really unhinged shit is adding tiny white text that flags you through some bullshit keywords filter. I think people are even doing this to get around AI screeners.
Ugh, do you really have to do that these days? I still haven’t added that to my resume. What exactly are people adding? Is it just a string of keywords or is it AI instruction as well?
I think most companies know about the this trick now, I probably wouldn’t try it
and you better be sure almost every sentence you write sells yourself as above and fucking beyond, because most these recruiters skim like 6 words before tossing it in a pile, assuming their racist AI screener didn’t already