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All you people never heard of laziness?
Bro just let the dude’s feet rest, laziness ain’t got anything to do with it.
He uses it Flintstones style
I mean you are faster on a bicycle than walking, so if it uses him as a power source, then he could probably go faster with it than the he can run.
A bike yes, but a motorcycle has its own power source
Do we know this comic book motorcycle isn’t powered by the Speedforce?
Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.
The webcomic something positive did a strip where he figured out how to decapitate with ejaculate
if you ever feel useless just remember that Fifa has a subcommittee on human rights and social responsibility.
It’s to make sure there aren’t any white people working in the sweat shops.
Damn DEI.
Might be a damage control group tho
that would make it even funnier
Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen he’ll?
They don’t let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.
I went through the McDonald’s drive-through on foot once
So that why Sonic has a car as well?
I’m not sure what Sonic’s deal is. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford the drive thru.
No? He can afford the ones at Sonic’s
He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he “found on the ground…”
Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.
When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”
Writer Cary Bates says that the Supermobile was created as a promotional tie-in for the Corgi Toys toy line: “In my opinion, whenever merchandising needs are dictating story content, the odds of any real creativity or inspiration are severely compromised”.
Yah, we could tell…
In the '80s that was reversed. Most of the cartoons were created to sell toys
You mean the teenage mutant ninja turtles, trained to operate in the shadows, didn’t really need a blimp??
About as much much as Rainbow Brited needed a horse
Or Liono needed a sword
Or the Silverhawks needed existence
Two things.
1: People hardly ever look up
2: They had access to the water mains, and probably spiked the city water with LSD before they took the blimp out.
I mean, would you want to run everywhere just because you can?
Like Forrest Gump, only faster?
You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.
I don’t think it’s a waste - we know he can bring things with him when uses the Speed Force (his clothes), so being able to travel without needing to run and use up stamina isn’t the worst decision.
Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?
I guess this is for when her just wants to cruise real slow.
It’s so he can slow down enough to ride with his super friends.
A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.
Dude can already run on water, and jump just about any distance, what does he need the plane for?
Those steel beams aren’t going to melt themselves
powdered plane
God damn it, jokes so good I cannot edit my typo. 😆
