Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

That’s insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

You may find you struggle with step 1.

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

I could’ve sworn that said Hello Furry.

Wait, it’s all hashtags?

I beg thy pardon.

when you can sit still, but you’re a fucking plant

So she’s only threatened her schools illegally?

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

I’ll show me!

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

“SLAMS”

We live in a world where I read “high schoolers” and my brain autocorrected it to “high school shooters”.

Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.

Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.

Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice