nathan mahoney kills another ceo
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His name better fucking be Mario.
The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…
I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔
No, they’ll just WFH. They’re important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don’t apply to them.
Still not safe:
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Holy crap.
I’ve never seen that before; and I’m 58.
I love it.
Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will
Thanks for rewording my joke
I meant to reply to you instead of starting a new comment. Sorry.
lol Well then I should say you worded it better ;)
He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.
Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time
It’s the gift that keeps on giving all year…
More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.
Based
One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it’s not from the lower class!!
/s
Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It’s so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man’s motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.
Depending on the grievance it might still be “class warfare” depending on how loosely you define it.
I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there’s the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.
It has literally been taught in schools for decades, what did people expect?
All the companies I’ve worked for have said they’re more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.
“This isn’t a business. I’ve always thought of it more of a source of cheap labour, like a family.”
DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should’ve seen it coming.
A domestic you could say.
*Tis the season.
Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope
Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can’t wait for this trend to arrive here.
I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling
Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!
with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.
though.
You gotta stab then twist
Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.
This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you’ve got a real knife and know what you’re doing but it’s more effort than it’s worth otherwise, and the one thing that won’t work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.
Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it’s just unpleasant.
Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch’s and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It’s harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you’d never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.
A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?
It’s a wee bit to the stabbers left yeah?
Runs right through the liver iirc (or is the vena cava different?)
This guy deposes
:(
Everyone, if you’re stabbing someone don’t leave the knife in. It’s gonna block most of the bleeding and give the “victim” higher chances of survival
So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??
Not only CAN you, it’s also encouraged.
As many times as you want!
I need to stop saving money by buying single-use knives.
Jolly good
And maybe twist if you have the time…
Smear a little poop on it.
And maybe twist if you have the time…
Hey maybe school shootings will go down now
Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.
CEO’s are the new classrooms
And then congress with actually do something about it…
And Trump is the only president who has ever advocated a complete gun ban.
Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?
The only thing I can think of that Trump could do to greatly help humanity is killing himself.
I was referring to when he almost got taken out at the rally
Ah, that. I’m convinced that he wasn’t even wounded. Days later his ear looked perfectly normal.
Swap school shootings with workplace stabbings. Uno reverse, American style.
Idk there was already one since luigi
If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.
There are 16 mass shootings in the US from Dec 4th to today Dec 19th. That’s from the wiki on it.
Yes only 1 was at a school, but this shit is not going to show down or stop with how we currently are dealing with it.
They make tank parts, fyi.
Like…for peace tanks?
Like…for fish tanks?
That’s very noteworthy!
I’m assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.
They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.
Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!
That it is Edward. That it is indeed.
or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party
<.<
Is this real?
Seems like it
- https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show/ar-AA1w6DXF
- https://wwmt.com/news/local/employee-stabs-anderson-express-president-staff-meeting-muskegon-fruitport-township-police
- https://www.woodtv.com/news/muskegon-county/police-look-for-motive-in-stabbing-of-company-president/
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