Last week, Florida authorities charged a mother of three with “threats to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism,” as I reported this weekend. The mother allegedly said in a phone call with Blue Cross Blue Shield “Delay, Deny, Depose” and told the company that “You people are next” after she had had a health insurance claim denied.

So apparently being angry at a company for denying one the right to live in dignity is terrorism now.

What if special 911 line for CEOs had a person working there who liked to rant about their job online?

“I had this CEO call me complaining that the same homeless man is always in front of the coffee shop on main and first at 9am on weekdays giving him the stink eye through the tinted window.”