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“Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass… Is that why you two get along so well?”
Or on a more realistic note I’d ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he’s using to justify his actions.
Show him this picture and just ask “Why?”.
The only question I’d have for someone like him is.
“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?” And then I’d try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.
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Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best
No talking, just violence.
“Have you ever done something good that didn’t have any benefit for yourself?”
The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.
He’s got too much of a savior complex for that to work. His view would be that any good for himself is by definition good for everyone on net.
I’m reminded of that Sam Altman quote “Elon desperately wants the world to be saved. But only if he can be the one to save it."
Oh I don’t think it would change his mind, it would be for my own amusement. I doubt even Jesus Christ reincarnated could change his sad existence.
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition
How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?
Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”
How can you slap?!
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
Woah, we got a real badass over here.
Nah, just got a lot of knives. Mostly use the Ka-bar for opening cat food and food packaging, because I have destroyed so many shitty folding knives. Also I use it for opening bottles.
As for the artery thing I was going to make a choke about Musk having a weirdly thick neck but I forgot it and just kinda left the comment.
pretend not to know who he is
Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?
Hes desperate for attention, hed love you to talk to him.
Probably not so much once the awkward questions started, though.
