The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.socialEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    • Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)

      • +10 health per flake

      • + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)

      • + Reproducible: farm it yourself!

      • - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect

      • - Requires good internet connection

      • - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.

    • Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)

      • +144 damage

      • + Rewrite config files

      • - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you’re stuck using it forever.

      • - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently

    • Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)

      • + Makes computer unusable for any sane person

      • + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun

      • - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective

    • Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)

      • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.

      • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.

      • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.

    • Armor: SDDM (common)

      • +40 charisma

      • +20 defense

      • +10 health

      • - Buggy sometimes

    • Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)

      • +120 charisma

      • +5 health

      • + People will ask you for your dotfiles

    Edit: fixed formatting

    Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

    • fool@programming.devOP
      5·
      3 days ago

      Your bullet formatting is disarrayed btw ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

      I’d imagine these options being unlock-only. You have to travel between multiple wiki dungeons and blog towns to evolve your item c;

      (Now I want nix flake cornflakes)