The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn
Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
with or without the other
three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
attack to increase speed, trading
off for lower speed elsewhen.
Requires two rebuilds.
Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
likely to feel neutral toward you
(+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
the caster instantly knows when
the next Friday the 13th is.
Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!
Quest: Kali Bandits
The Kali have been terrorizing villages across Linuxia. I beg you, young traveler, help us fight them off. I’ll reward you with riches beyond compare!
Objective: Protect the village from the Kali bandits.
Reward: +500 gold
Our party peers over the gate and sees…
Kali Bandit (Level 3)
A script kiddie. Lots spawn at once.
STR: 3 (+7 during practice combat)
DEX: 3
CON: 5 (-4 when angry)
INT: 4
WIS: 1
CHA: 1
Kali Mercenary (Level 9)
Uses Kali for work. Well-balanced, but weakened because the company hasn’t had a security incident anyway.
STR: 8 (+15 when fighting Kali Bandit)
DEX: 9
CON: 10 (-2 when teammate gets phished)
INT: 12
WIS: 12
CHA: 8 (-2 when dealing with the one paying for them)
17 year old with Amazon fire stick (Level 12)
The judge prohibited them from touching computers.
STR: 7 (+3 if he gets SSH running…)
DEX: 8
CON: 12 (+1 from the big house)
INT: 16
WIS: 7
CHA: 9 (-2 when dealing with Nvidia)