The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

  • megane-kun@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    14·
    4 days ago

    I might be displaying my ignorance of TTRPG systems, my Linux distro and my window manager, but here we go!

    Arch Linux [uncommon armor]

    • manual installation process — +2 WIS
    • Arch Wiki — +2 on arcana checks
    • AUR — +1 DEX
    • system update — after every long rest, roll a d20. on a nat 1, you have disadvantage on dexterity saving throws until the next long rest.
    • I use Arch btw — +2 on persuasion checks against people who use this same armor

    Customized Hyprland [rare armor, attunement]

    • attunement prerequisite: once every long rest, roll arcana with DC 25. must succeed thrice
    • unlimited customization — when attuned, +2 CHA
    • perpetually under construction — regardless of attunement, -1 DEX

    Customized Neovim [rare weapon, attunement]

    • attunement prerequisite: once every long rest, roll arcana with DC 25. must succeed thrice
    • unlimited customization — when attuned, +2 to attack rolls
    • learning cliff — disadvantage to attack rolls when not attuned to this weapon
    • I use (neo)vi(m) — regardless of attunement, +2 on persuasion checks against people who use a similar weapon to this one (DM discretion)

    Ventoy USB [uncommon accessory]

    • various installation media — +1 CON

    EDIT: formatting

    • fool@programming.devOP
      4·
      3 days ago

      Don’t worry, I’m kind of ignorant on it too! But it’s fun :)

      Bowl of Rice (uncommon, consumable)
=> Funroll loop: When eaten,
   options apply for ten turns
=> Config hell: User is a survivor
   of config hell. -2 dexterity and
   +1 int until the next rest.
   Attunement-based items
   increase stat options by +1
   each in exchange for -2 CON each.
=> Screenshot: +1 CHA when a
   photograph is taken
=> Form over function: User is drawn
   to rainbow pastel. -2 on WIS checks
      • megane-kun@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        2·
        3 days ago

        That loop of config hell is real! It has subsided recently because I got enticed into writing my own widgets. Also, yes to rainbow pastel (tho I’m using gruvbox as a base/reference color theme).