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Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.
Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.
The Charging Bull
in New York City, e.g.The expression on the first statue’s face lmaooo
Victor Noir - pioneer of huffing
Hi it’s me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris
“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”
Bro, she literally asked for those facts
Guess she’s a nobody?
Just like the rest of us
Not coolmatt
He’s cool
Of all the things to whine about…
He looks like he’s enjoying it.
In other news I’m considering a career as a Living Statue…
Of course. The French.
The post’s statue looks cursed as fuck. The guy looks dead and violated. It’s worse than the shiny bull balls.
Yeah cause it’s a grave statue. People literally go to a cementery and do this shit. According to wiki it was “kiss lips fondle dick” instead of straddling / grinding, but I guess some people do crazy shit.
That’s vile. Imagine kissing a statue of a corpse that people grinded over.
They put up a fence but so many people wanted to fondle it and literal protests happened. So they tore it down.
It was a real dick move.
Of all the traditions one could use to point out objectification of women, statues was not it. People really do just like getting frisky with statues, regardless of gender
To be fair, statues are the straightest example of objectifying people.
Hey now dog statues also get wear down from getting pet. We dont just objectify humans.
Ah, they’re trying to get him to shake too
Ploshchad Revolyutsii!
Testudos head remains shiny too
And it gets gifts for exam season. Go Terps!
You’re not wrong. It is literal objectification of people haha … Just not in the way the OP meant
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Charging Bull also known as Bull of Wall Street
