ArtificialLink@lemy.lol to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoStatue Facts Nobody Asked Forlemy.lolimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1921arrow-down113cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
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minus-squareCeedoestrees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·8 hours agoPeople see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
minus-squarecrossdl@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 hours agoMen need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”