“I didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!”

Only 95%? You gotta pump those numbers up to 99%, those are rookie numbers.

Peter Thiel or the Heritage Foundation, probably

Depending on how long ago you were a kid, that could’ve just been because Indiana as a state didn’t start observing DST until 2006, rural or not

bUt hE’s A bUsinEsS gEniUs

Truth Social Users Are Losing Ridiculous Sums of Money to Scams

ftfy Gizmodo

Pennywise: loves to have company over

I haven’t read the article at all but I’m going to say yes

In a sane world, it would literally be a different race, Trump wouldn’t be the candidate

Trick question, Satan is freedom, can’t tell me what fruit not to eat!

Five golden toilets

Four perfect calls

Three hench men

Two impeachments

And a falsehood in every sentence

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I was gonna guess North Dakota given that small and oddly specific 17th century French drama belt, but apparently not

There’s a male fashion advice com that this might be more appropriate for

!malefashionadvice@lemmy.world

Pineapplecore sounds like what someone would name surfer rock if it came out today

Warn, threaten on behalf of Zionists, tomayto tomahto

You’ve never dropped an impressively large deuce before, looked at it and gone “wow, all that was inside me?”

Sorry Jimmy, it’s Mega only for you now

I’m no spaceologist, but isn’t calling it “Earth’s” Kuiper Belt inaccurate? It’s just the Kuiper Belt right? Seems an odd thing to put in the subheadline.