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minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬linkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 hours agoRepeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)
minus-squarequant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-squareDessalinesAlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬linkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
minus-squarearrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-216 hours agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args)Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.blasphemy!
void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)