☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer HumorEnglish · 9 days agoOOP theory vs practiceimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down13
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minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬linkfedilinkarrow-up21·9 days agoRepeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)
minus-squarearrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-29 days agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
minus-squarequant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-squareDessalinesAlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 days agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬linkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)blasphemy!
void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args)Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.