• eldavi
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      please make kai wynn the space karen here, yelling at the jumja stuck employee immediately after coming from church (temple). lol

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        Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick

        Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left

        Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick

        Worker: i understand but we dont have any

        Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?

        Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks

        Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

        Worker: …uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left…

        Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.

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          Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

          :chef’s kiss: rotflmao

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    and that sunglasses hut literally had apartheid fences with uhoused and malnourished bajoran masses yards away from the auntie anne’s pretzels. lol

    who are these people? where did this screen shot come from? there are so many layers!