• eldavi
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    1 day ago

    please make kai wynn the space karen here, yelling at the jumja stuck employee immediately after coming from church (temple). lol

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      Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick

      Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left

      Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick

      Worker: i understand but we dont have any

      Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?

      Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks

      Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

      Worker: …uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left…

      Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.

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        Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

        :chef’s kiss: rotflmao