Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick

Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left

Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick

Worker: i understand but we dont have any

Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?

Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks

Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?

Worker: …uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left…

Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.