Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick
Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left
Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick
Worker: i understand but we dont have any
Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?
Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks
Kai wynn: breathes inmy child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?
Worker: …uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left…
Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.
Worker: Sir, this is a
wendysjumja stick kioskSisko, staggering around in a halucinogenic stupor: I dont care
please make kai wynn the space karen here, yelling at the jumja stuck employee immediately after coming from church (temple). lol
Kai wynn, high on her own farts: id like a red jumja stick
Worker: oh im so sorry, we dont have any red jumja sticks left
Kai wynn: i am but one of the prophets simple servants, all i ask is for a red jumja stick
Worker: i understand but we dont have any
Kai wynn: so you would deny a a humble servant a red jumja stick?
Worker: i dont know what you want me to do, we have no more red jumja sticks
Kai wynn: breathes in my child, the prophets have a plan for us, and mine includes a red jumja stick. Do you deny the sovereignty of the prophets?
Worker: …uh, no? But we dont have any red jumja sticks left…
Kai wynn: HERETIC! you disgrace the prophets! You have no place among the faithful! I will pray for you, that your next trip to bajor is safe and uneventful.
:chef’s kiss: rotflmao