When I make espresso at home with a La Marzocco GS3 I’m cool, but when I partake from a Costco tub of caffeine pills, somehow I’m the freak.

So many rules!

It’s not that I can’t stay up all night, it’s that I have too much on to waste half a day sleeping

“During a school work night?”

Ok, what film is this from?

Deet deet doot doot deet deet doot doot

Very true but trying to change this attitude…no fun being home all the time.

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

Oh my god yes. One of my favorite movies to torture people with.

this was also me in my 20s when someone asked if i wanted to go out drinking