Exactly.

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.

I’m not going to read all that shit: Rogue One was fucking awesome.

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thubderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

90s by far

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

WTF Rogue One is awesome

Smurfgully

If it wasn’t .ml I would not assume malice

Let’s hope this goes better than the Szechuan Sauce re-release

Because “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time .”

Before Google people would just call the library

“Of course the Central Committee would have access to your instance. Why is that a problem? Are you doing something counter-revolutionary?!”

That’s so on-character for .ml

I pull mine down for the same reason

I may not be the typical man, but I am mid-life, so I’m at least partially qualified to provide some anecdata on this.

Friends feel like a chore. I have to cultivate and nurture something when I’m barely able to keep a plant alive.

It would be a lot easier to make and keep friends if there was something mandatory I had to do every couple weeks. (If it’s voluntary I would find something more important to do.)

Being around a large group of people to accomplish a task is how I build relationships. But I don’t see anything like that around.

Nah, I think the whole progressive thing was his wife’s influence.

I’ve met too many assholes from York county who are just like him.

Literally everyone.

Most people think this shit. They’re all complicit.

Bloody apathetic species. I’ve no sympathy at all.

Hooray!

As an USian I always thought it meant spigot - the place where you connect a hose. But the Lost in the Pond YT channel taught me what it is.