Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up1751arrow-down110
arrow-up1741arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square182fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoDude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 hours agoI also don’t want to go to work
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoGood news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.