Why has Trump of all people become the right wing messiah? He’s literally a wet fart in human form
Q brain?
When you can’t poop so your 76 closest buddies come over to help you through it
“you show that turd who’s boss” x 76
The secret is that liberals love to talk about him more than anyone else. And the more you tell these kinds of people "not to do something " the more theyll want to do it. So when liberals talk about how “dangerous” or whatever he is, theres about half the country who thinks its cool or edgy and votes for him out of spite.
If supposed Trump haters stopped talking about him for a solid 6 months after 2020, then its likely he wouldnt have made it past the primary.
Wish these idiots could learn that lesson. This election season has been 2016 on steroids for free negative press on Trump.
I grew up in an evangelical church and this kind of thing is completely normal lol. I remember doing this for some missionaries who came to visit from Africa
I was sitting by myself in a ramen joint and got drive-by faith healed by some Evangelical kids. Like, nice kids, but going around trying to do magic to random people i reflects the bizarre ideas they have about proselytizing.
I see shit like this and I get similar feelings to an HP Lovecraft protagonist peering through a bush at slavering cultists performing some kind of hideous ritual
Same, this is normal for them.
sometimes things are worth material analysis
sometimes you can just put it down to lead poisoning
There’s a phrase I once heard to describe Trump, that he’s America’s biggest Small Business Owner, and that sums up why these people fawn over him. Conservatives fundamentally love hierarchy and they want capitalists at the top of that hierarchy, but their vision of the ideal capitalist is not the credentialed CEO reporting to a board representing a collective sea of rich investors, their vision of the capitalist class is a hierarchy of bigger and bigger sea-doo dealership owners.
The branding of Trump gives them that, that he’s the founder-owner-operator making all the big boy decisions on how to run his company, not a pencil-neck brigade of corporate bureaucrats. To them, he is the correction back to the “real” capitalism and capitalist class.
He embodies the failson mythology that they love via MAGA
He is the avatar of their opposition to the neolib hellscape they mislabel as socialism/communism, etc. If your ideology is based in Calvinism, anti-communism and anti-woke, then he checks off a lot of boxes.
If your ideology is based in Calvinism, anti-communism and anti-woke, then he checks off a lot of boxes.
Good Old Boys born special and destined for greatness.
That’s a great way of phrasing it.
He’s an extremely wealthy white man who tripped ass forward in to wealth and power, he owns the libs, and he openly commits sexual violence and gets away with it. For Christian Fascists that is basically their Messiah. When you combine the prosperity gospel with fox news brain, patriarchy, and white supremacy then Trump starts to look a lot like god.
Lmao imagine how much trump hates this
I bet he’s holding back a steamer.
I know I am
(not oc)
photo ops aren’t real
Every european imported ideology to the usa is basically a heretical ideology but boosted
He’s literally a wet fart in human form
He is America personified, being a wet fart is just a consequence of this.
no one has ever accused evangelicals of being smart or internally consistent with their beliefs
Maybe 15 years ago I knew someone working on their doctoral thesis for theology & they commented to me that American Protestantism was more about white supremacy than Christianity. It’s always stuck with me.
I had to learn this on my own while surrounded by it
the largest US protestant denomination formed specifically to defend slavery. it’s still the largest today.
Yeah. They literally edited a special bible for evslaved people that removed all talk of liberation and equality before god. American Christianty, Baptists and Evangelicals and other Christian Fascists, was very literally and deliberately created as a tool to enforce white supremacy and keep slaves under control.
The book Jesus and John Wayne does a good job of explaining this
I heard somebody say once that evangelicals don’t believe Christianity is the last best hope for America, they believe America is the last best home for Christianity. I think that put it into perspective for me. That while some American Christians, nominally Catholics, will somewhat acknowledge some other parts of the world as being Christian, or having a population of Christians, Evangelicals do not believe this. For evangelicals The only time Christians exist outside of America is when they’re oppressed minorities in China, or middle eastern Christians being beheaded by isis. Evangelicals have made American civil religion part of Christianity much in the way pagan festivals were co-opted by early Christians to ease conversion.
A lot of evangelicals will accuse catholics of being non-Christians. It’s rooted in old school anti-Irish, anti-Italian racism. They will weaponize denominations against other minority groups when it suits them, only to turn around and claim those people when (like you said) it’s some other country doing something.
A lot of evangelicals will accuse catholics of being non-Christians.
One of the most exhausting and repetitive stupid questions I’d get asked by fundies in the past was “are you Catholic or Christian?”
Yeh. It’s so weird. Yeah, guy, your tiny little splinter of a splinter of a schismatic micro-church lead by a failed ski-doo salesman facing criminal fraud charges is definitely the one true faith that reflects the will of god.
My mom would ask my girlfriends this… 😑
But with the emphasis going the other way basically because we’re raised Catholic.
It sucks when fundie
get picked up and used by non-fundies.
Yeah, mainline protestants are mostly reconciled with the church, but Christian Fascists and their TradCath cronies think papists, and most mainline protestants, are puppets of Satan.
the Biden administration should be proof that we can never let papists into the white house
The United States is full of bubble world fundies that don’t consider Christians outside of the bubble world to truly exist in a meaningful way.
They live in a special hell-heaven on Earth that’s straight out of a Soundgarden music video.
