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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days ago

They say "you are what you eat" so i guess that makes me uhhhhhh soup and a piece of bread

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They say "you are what you eat" so i guess that makes me uhhhhhh soup and a piece of bread

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 12 days ago
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    I am 1/3 beanis

  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    I guess this means that I’m something that would make the volcel police come after me!

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

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    at least you’re healthy; i’m a cheeseburger. lol

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    What kind of soup?

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      beans and kale

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        cool-bean

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I am vegan-tofu and rice (how is there no rice emoji?)

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    I am the eggroll.

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    I thought this said “soap” and thought this was a follow-on thread from the cilantro/coriander soap gene thread

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    call me the oatmeal oaf faded

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    I don’t cook I don’t clean but let me tell you how I got this ring

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    I am balsamic and oinion anti-cracker-aktion

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    I’m extra virgin olive oil.

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    I guess I’m guacamole that I put too much hot sauce on

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    I eat seedy sourdough for this very reason.

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    I am going to become mostly coffee and protein shakes. The dieter’s curse upon me

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I am Mandi

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