Triumph of the Hill

Haha I outlived another Nazi today is beautiful.

part of a 30-person group

tripped

Ack Mein Leben I’m falling to my death!!

Ain’t No Mountain Heil Enough

But when the hiking group went to descend from the peak, named Störhaus, Andreas M slipped on a wet root and stumbled 200ft through partly vertical rocky terrain down to the Dongus-Marterl, where he lay fatally injured on the path.

Someone with a disposable account post this in r/MadeMeSmile and see what happens

I was convinced this was about the same person while looking for a non news article until I saw the date.

There is a non zero chance that Elon mourns his loss

“Mein Fuhrer, I can Valk!”

Apparently you can’t, bro

rip bozo

Infinite dancing lobsters upon this clown

RIP Bozo

Not all monsters pass away peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, after living a hundred years

Even the mountain was like “Ew, no”