The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThe two types of jobslemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageThe two types of jobslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoapply to lower jobs without most of your resume.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteenlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months ago“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months ago“Not really. I signed an NDA”
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months ago“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.” “You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months ago “could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?” People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one: 5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoDoesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.
apply to lower jobs without most of your resume.
“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
“Not really. I signed an NDA”
yes i was fucking your mother
“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”
“You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:
5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry
Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.