The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThe two types of jobslemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageThe two types of jobslemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteenlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months ago“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months ago“Not really. I signed an NDA”
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months ago“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.” “You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months ago “could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?” People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one: 5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoDoesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.
“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”
“Not really. I signed an NDA”
yes i was fucking your mother
“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”
“You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”
People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:
5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry
Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.