“Not really. I signed an NDA”

yes i was fucking your mother

“To be honest, I don’t remember most of it, due to all the drugs.”

“You’re hired, welcome at Ford.”

“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”

People lie to get higher paying jobs, lie to get a lower one:

5 year a Accenture doing Full Stack Development = 5 years at Accenture doing data entry

Doesn’t need to be a gap, just make it less than what you were really doing.