• Infynis@midwest.social
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    2 months ago

    I wanna know how to get that classically sculpted perfection while keeping the wine consumption at heroic levels

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    I think I used to be an Aztec Pyramid, but I’m becoming a Mosque, and rapidly heading toward the ruins.

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    I’m a mosque. The loud noise is usually, “damn it!” when I do something incredibly graceful, like walk into a wall or accidentally throw my phone across the room.

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      I was thinking more of my stomach rumbling at random times

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    Greek temples were gaudily painted and decorated in bright colors.

    Also they were used as wealth deposit, sort of like banks.

    I mean that might lead me to view my body as a Greek temple, however experience has shown I’m not the best vessel for precious metals.

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    Druidic Grove and synagogue, mildly mysterious ruin. Relaxation, lots of hair, out of shape, B! O! O! K! S!, how does this thing still operate?

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    A Harsh Wasteland

    • Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.
    • Featureless horizons and overcast skies denying any way to escape.
    • A nice, quiet place to lay down and wait for the inevitable end to come.
    • A convenient opportunity to reflect on the comically meaningless futility of a cosmically insignificant existence. Also funny memes. And that embarrassing thing you did middle school.
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      Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.

      Ah, Australia

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    Its funny that the picture for mosque is Hagia Sophia, which was originally an orthodox christian church.