holy fuck this is dark
This comic gets the collective despair across so well.
Missed opportunity to have one guy yelling “:!q”
We will never forget the secret ending of Sword Art Online where Kirito finally exits the game, only to find there’s another options menu in the real world.
/s (but somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did that)
The scariest part is that real world is, in fact, a hardcore free-for-all PvP realm.
I’m not talking competition or something. A random person can absolutely come to you at any time, stab or shoot you and you’ll be dead. Forever. No respawns.
It’s only because people don’t really like being murdered that led them to make and enforce rules on what violence is legitimate that curbed the violence. But even still, anytime, anywhere, by anyone, you can absolutely be killed. And if one day something breaks in the chain that makes police work, we’re super screwed.
It’s not the police that keep us from killing each other, or even laws that do so. Check out law and authority sometime if you’re able. It’s very short and worth a read. We don’t kill each other because we don’t enjoy being killed or killing. We’re social creatures, and don’t want to be shunned. Crimes of passion don’t really change based on laws, but the way we organize society may actually be increasing the number of murders, because some people are desperate enough to kill for food or shelter
It’s only because people don’t really like being murdered that…
No it’s also, and more importantly, because people don’t like murdering
If not for people’s negative feelings toward being murdered, I would only take <1% of people enjoying murdering for it to be an extinction-level problem.
No respawns.
I mean, maybe we respawn on a different server.
Yeah… as a different material. Some wood, stone, grass or a few water molecules dilluted in an ocean. With more luck maybe as a different lesser species.
Why not?
You can get banned for team killing.
And if one day something breaks in the chain that makes police work…
Are you a time traveler?
Not only can they PK, they can cripple you for life. You can be completely fucked way worse than ‘just’ dying.
WHERES THE FUCKING BUTTON
Have you checked your midsection?
I’ve put so much stuff up there.
Just tried, only pissed myself.
wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.
It is in your brain, is called “dissociation”.
Oh boy, how great would that be
Eh, with my luck it would be the glitchy alpha version of utopia where it crashed and I had to start back at the beginning the second I walked into the door of the Federal Cupcake Bakery and Fuckatorium.
Just keep trying to enter the door in slightly different ways until it lets you in.
10,000 years later… “god damn it!”
bro, you just gotta do the jump-crouch wall clip frame perfect. Wait, what category speedrun is this again?
Moral of the story: don’t skip the tutorial.
Sorry, I grew up on 1980s video games. Only nerds and losers read the manual.
Stop teasing us
And 2 months later he returned to PVP mode because he got bored.
Had to give it a shot at least
someone has never PUG vet-DLC.
