Haha. No, his birthday is just super easy to remember numerically

I mean, I guess it depends on where he’s keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he’s open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube

They’re from Zenni, but they have no bottom frame. I have no idea what metal they’re made of. I’d really never considered that

Yay! I’ve wanted to pay OOT and MM 3DS versions forever, and never got the chance. Tried to get the emulator working a few months ago, and just could not make it happen. Maybe I’ll be able to with this

Thank God for Mississippi!

I wonder if those heels she’s wearing are just a very stylish swim shoe?

Found several of ours from when I was a kid. So glad we use bitwarden now. Lol

When I was a kid, almost everything was my older brother’s birthday. Born in the 80s. My brother finally convinced the family that wasn’t a good idea, and we changed everything. Lol.

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don’t even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor… Better get that before someone slips…

I literally came here to post this same gif!

Really it depends. Truck fucking can be way more fun, if you can find somewhere to bend over the tailgate while getting railed. It’s really quite exhilarating. But if you’re in the cab, van is definitely better.

I will admit that since I’ve started wearing glasses, my eyes often burn really badly (I don’t know if they’re related or just weird timing), and I sometimes wonder if my little friends are pissed about the change and getting into my eyes. Lol

Found out about these when I was a kid. I was thrilled. When I was very little, my mom owned a grooming shop, and I basically had 1 million pets. Then she closed down, and we just had our dog and a cat. Weird little 5 year old me loved the idea that I had thousands of little pets that’s slept on my face and came out to play while I slept

Jumping in to ask if you’ve tried carbomazapine (sp?) for the TN? My mom suffered for nearly 2 years with face shocks, sometimes dozens of times per day. That med is the only thing that helped, and we never had a doctor suggest it. I did my own research by looking up medical journals on my school’s library and then asked the doc to prescribe it for her. Almost instant relief

That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao

Iirc, she specifically said she was sorry for the picture, and sent an explanation. I just pretended I never got it

What else would one call trans women who are exclusively attracted to other women? I know zebra is the joke here, but I feel like I’m missing something on the lesbian front

I enjoyed it, but I definitely need to go find videos of the original

I know what I’m falling asleep to tonight!

What’s the one on the bottom right?