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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldScumbag Universe
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    4 hours ago
    1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
    2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
    3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
    4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.












  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldtome_irl@lemmy.worldFinally, inner peace…
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    2 days ago

    I agree. OP is so pretentious and arrogant for not wanting to see posts they obviously don’t care about. How dare they not care about the things you and me find important? It’s just so irresponsible of them to have a different opinion of what they want to spend their free time viewing. Some people!



  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzJust heartbreaking
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    3 days ago

    Like imagine living years of your life desperately calling out to someone, anyone, and you finally hear someone - you desperately rush over, but there’s there’s nobody there. You’re sure you heard someone, but there’s nothing, except you.

    Second worst nightmare unlocked. Imma go cry now.