Hey everyone, it’s me, Joseph Robenette Biden Junior here. I’m just a regular old guy who happens to be a proud member of the Democratic Party, staunch Irish-American Zionist and the President of the U.S.A. Ask me anything about my unvawering and valiant defense of Israel, my expansion of NATO, or even my favorite type of ice cream. I’ll do my best to answer any question that comes my way! (Makes sure not to say anything naughty or I’ll show you what “Dark Brandon” means.)
please verify the safety of goodest boys Major and Commander
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Why did you beat Medicare?
What is the time on this clock?
I don’t have much time left.
Can you tell me the names of your children without Googling?
Mr. President thank you for standing by Israel when the rest of the world has turned it’s back on her. Which brand of diaper do you prefer?
Pampers Easy Ups, as they’re a comfortable fit and have a few styles to choose from. My favourite flavour of ice crePampers, I like pampers easy ups
How far are you on the curing cancer thing?
Mr. President, sir, let me first say thank you for your commitment to the American people… Your administration has not yet released a statement regarding the new Esperanza Spalding album, Milton + esperanza, should such a statement be expected in the coming weeks? Taxpayers were concerned to find tracks from the album absent from Former President Obama’s 2024 summer playlist.
I expanded NATO
Mr President thank you for being here. I just wanted to say I have to fart
mister president sir. post your hog sir.
I oppose the Earth Rider, what is yer response?
How many genders are there now, sir?
would you agree that we live in a joeciety?
If you could sum up america in a single word, what would it be?
sir can we do AUKUS but for Luxembourg
Mr. President, can you please define Bidenomics?