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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

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"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social
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    But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.

    …Right?

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      Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor

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        What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”

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        Imagine if poop came out!

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          No, I don’t think I will

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      Not with that attitude.

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      What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.

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        I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.

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