I don’t know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.
If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?
Trump reliquary. Also, fuck, this actually seems like a profitable and doable grift. Hmmmmmm…
32 competing shrines each claiming to have Trump’s middle finger or something.
You lack the right imagination. There will be ten churches claiming to have his Holy Prepuce.
The cursed evil twin of the Lenin mausoleum.
I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?
Tea Party, Glenn Beck, O’Reilly, George W Bush, Rush Limbaugh, etc…
Quite a few of them were “centrist” and “nonpolitical” until their treats felt too “politically correct/SJW/woke,” too.
but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?
If it’s anything like the MAGAts of my own biological relatives, what was going on was a lot of self-loathing, hatred, and blaming dehumanized “others” for their own frustrations and shortcomings, from losing jobs to criminal records.
Yup, the same people who are wearing trump shit, (and the equivalent in kanada) were the ones calling people with empathy “bleeding hearts” 10 to 20 years ago. They’ve always been this way.
Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don’t have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It’s why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.
They’re going to job him up and sell him for relics.
:quark: Act now and you too can have your very own peice of JD!
QAnon shit but instead of jfk its trumps ghost
when trump dies i am going to make a fortune writing BS about how he was spotted in some other country plotting his comeback with top advisors…
cum putty, probably
what happens after Trump dies?
What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?
The answers to both questions are the the same, and it involves an IDF cum extraction squad, apparently.
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“SMDH it’s not even real American cum! They got it cheap from that Chinese dick milking factory 
warned us about”Wait a minute…
sniff sniff
This is vaxxed cum!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
a friend of a friend of mine’s pincipal’s karate teacher wants to know how one can apply to said factory
This feels kind of weak, like they’re running low on ideas. I think they really had to dig through the couch cushions for this tbh
“WE ARE NOT WEIRD STOP CALLING US WEIRD” 
That might be some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck?
The Harris campaign struck gold with the “They are weird” attack. I’ll give them that. It’s just wild that it took a democrat that long to attack them with that.
It takes a normal person to recognize weird. Lanyard-class people and political consultants haven’t been normal in forever.
I do not understand this timeline.
i don’t get it?
Waltz and his wife had to do fertility treatment to get children. This is meant to mock him.
okay thanks, i guess i wasn’t up to date on the latest idpol lore… these people move fast
You really can grift anything to these people lmao
I’m really disappointed we haven’t gotten in on the grifting while the grifting is good as a community
We could be making so much money off these dumb hogs, off some libs too
I made some stickers but haven’t figured out how to market them without it getting back to me individually. So now I have to explain them to people whenever they come over and see them and are shocked I’d (A) have any stickers like that in my possession at all, and (B) that I’d further have whole stacks of them.
That isn’t actual sperm in those cups, right?
That isn’t actual sperm in those cups, right?
I’m only half-joking there; MAGAts are truly creepy fucks and even if it was toy slime, it wouldn’t be for long if they saw ideal… circumstances.
Circumstances
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I’m gonna choose to believe this is AI generated and fake for my own well being
This is somehow way worse than the guys buying
girl bathwaterPretty sure the leader of Aum Shinrikyo sold his sperm to followers too so we’re t-minus 6 months out from a chud sarin attack in NYC.
And I thought I was weird for buying Pokemon cards.
Yes. You should be stealing them instead
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Interest shaming almost always sucks ass tbh. A lot of adults who are still into Pokemon are autistic. UlyssesT has been (correctly, it turns out) worried about the weird shit being turned on people for just acting in ways that aren’t considered “normal” socially which is like, inherently abliest?
So like, maybe come off it.
Most of that user’s post history is obnoxious like that, with a vague pretense of irony when called out.
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Yeah, the whole “weird” thing reminds me of rewarding conformity and punishing what the majority perceives as “deviance”, which is like queer theory 101 “don’t do this”
yeah the democrats are gross for that, as usual.
lot of adults who are still into Pokemon are autistic
And proud of it lol
Also it seems like Pokémon is a very mainstream card game these days. I see a lot of families with kids where the kiddos get cheap cards while mom or dad goes for the higher end stuff. It’s becoming an intergenerational hobby kind of like sports cards.
to me it seems like just another fad created for consumerism to make some people super rich by exploiting people’s desire to play a game and turn it into an addictive consumerist obsession (constantly creating new characters to keep people having to buy new things to play/win, making limited edition consumer items, heavily marketing to vulnerable children just like mcdonalds used to do, etc).
but I am in favor of letting people enjoy things, so have fun. i’m not going to stop you.
Pokemon at least has a less predatory comp model than MTG where meta cards are always relatively accessible and the expensive ones are just alt art.
The very creation of the red/blue versions of the Pokemon games was a marketing attempt to boost sales by selling the exchange cable and create a sense of community and social interaction within the games.
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I was joking.
Yeah, so was Justin Roiland. So was PewDiePie. So was Onision. It’s an old and tired attempt to escape accountability and get away with whatever edgy shit you wanted to say anyway.
hope this helps
It would help more if you just stopped.
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I don’t know who any of those people are.
The problem with all your “ironic” posting is that it’s just a haze of evasive ambiguity where it’s safe for me to assume you’re just trying to get away with whatever edgy shit you wanted to say.
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guys and girls, girls and guys
gather 'round and feast your eyes
i’m telling you all, you just can’t lose
when you’ve got a cup of JD’s ooze
