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Don’t buy the anal vibrator on Temu
This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips
Wait… That’s not a couch!
Doesn’t matter had sex
Vance? Is that you?
pondered your orb too hard?
I burned my father’s hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.
Damn, Taco Bell?
That’s right where my balls would have been!!!
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
And I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher
And it burns, burns, burns
And it burns, burns, burns
In a ring of fire
Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo
Chipotle
ShitPotLe
Someone dropped the cherry?
And then maybe farted in sheer panic?
Pushed it right through, think you’re right
Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.
Warning: hot beverage
Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”
I don’t want The Algorithm to have those keywords in my data
This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.
This is why we cover our orbs people!
The ghost of ghost peppers past
The fact that it’s so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody’s trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody’s car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.
