Also if your parachute fails, you have a second, angrier parachute as a backup

That’s cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?

6% blood alcohol content is still pretty much lethal

Cum aside, the “B” being a stack of books is clever

Nah, winter fans are inside with a warm drink

Lmao when I got diagnosed with adhd, the doctor offered my mom a test. Turns out we both have adhd, who would’ve thunk

Only so much you can do

Notice he doesn’t mention dwarvish. They certainly have curse words for this

It’s worded weird, I think they mean they were originally made to combat Russia

Missionary is great for important stuff, like saying “I love you”, “we’re getting low on cheese”, and “you smell like your sister”

casually does a fly by and ruptures your eardrums

Aww hell yea

How the hell did Ohio survive unharmed?

Tbf if he wasn’t delayed, the ring might not have been destroyed

So it checks out to me

Uhhhh it was the horse I swear!

Can I get a citation on this? Please and thank you

It’s actually good that it happened, they originally planned to leave it out to save money and hoped the nerds who read the books just wouldn’t notice

She just didn’t understand because the writing was backwards for her