Chuds are like:

• “traditional family: leave it to beaver depiction that never existed in RL”
• “sanctity of marriage: everyone should have to marry the way I do or else my marriage feels icky”
• “christian values: the bible says leave it to beaver is the right family model and everyone should have to marry the way I do and also I should get to control women, anyone who says otherwise is blasphemous and weak and did I mention I want to control women? why don’t I get to do that. what gives.”