Fixed it.
Yea that’s more accurate. Meta can’t watch you when you don’t have their apps. Think, people, think
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
When you download Threads, you let The Zuck inside your house. He’ll be watching you always then, even when you sleep.
While doing medical measuring you never asked for or needed when you sleep, Orphan Black style
I showed you my thread, pls respond
chuckles
I’m in danger!
I won’t ever download threads on my phone. Im planning to also delete Reddit soon, I am waiting for my data I requested
Also this is my very first comment on this platform, hello to everyone!
Hello! Have a nice stay
Thanks!
The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.
For some people, thats a feature
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Threads got to me late. The moment it was advertised, I’m in too deep the lemmy hole.
At least you guys over on Lemmy.ml won’t be dealing with that shit. I hope Lemmy.world will defed soon.
There’s nothing to defed from yet, meta hasn’t registered an instance yet.
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if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I’d hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance…
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I heard if you try to delete it the name changes to Threats
When you’re in the EU and don’t have to worry about Threads yet.
Meanwhile in the EU: sleep
Fucking world capital of privacy laws, preach.
Oh, you best believe the Zuck is watching you sleep unblinking.
Terrifying
Meanwhile in European Union: I don’t care
LOL accurate!
What is this pic from? Photoshopped?
Pretty sure it’s AI
Zuck can be AI generated so easily because you don’t have to worry about the uncanny valley.
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Number Five alive! No disassemble!
Yah a lot of people think that, pretty sure he’s just a super weird guy though
I’ve been wondering why there aren’t more memes using AI generated images like this. There is so much potential.
I haven’t even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.
