This will not stand, this aggression against Wayne.

Oh my god, I was terrified of that headline. Hopefully all their countermeasures prevail and the art is spared.

Can’t get any more credible than that. 😎

Most Padacubs are crepuscular.

Man, that is so depressing to read though.

Don’t say I never did nothin’ for ya.

I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can’t compete with reality anymore.

Oh, they’re amazing. I really like Wisteria Floribunda. I feel like they compliment each other.

Treewave sounds like a fucking vibe.

Please don’t break Toastify again. Please…

Gotta get a trainer with a weighted dull plastic blade before you graduate to the real thing. Helps avoid this predicament.

Here, I made you this sweater… WITH MY TEARS!

To keep each other company.

I claim France can eat a bag of dicks.

Welp, I’ve got something new to watch over the extended weekend. I’m ready to love Leon.

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.

Is there any correlation between the current state of the world and every government backsliding into ultraconservative leadership?

Thus, thefartographer@lemm.ee was forever enshrined in the history of the internet, draped in the glory of their contribution to the zeitgeist. Yea and verily.

😭 Gone but not forgotten.

“Just because you said that, I’m gonna drink raw milk even harder now. Get owned, nerd.” Or something along those lines.