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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I'll just leave this here...

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I'll just leave this here...

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    This is the future liberals want

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    What a horrible day to have eyes.

  • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    How does man get prangent?

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      Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80’s there’s even a documentary film on it!

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      *prrrregante

      • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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        Pr…pre…PREGANANANT!!!

        • Slovene@feddit.nl
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          I wonder if he’ll develop starch masks.

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      How is babby formed?

  • SubArcticTundra
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    Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

    • Grimy@lemmy.world
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      Go on…

    • bizarrocullen@lemmy.world
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      Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

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      She does peg exclusively.

      • Zink@programming.dev
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        I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

    • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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      I should be so lucky…

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      😍

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    False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

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    The future!

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      Wh-where does it come out?!?

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        Ever seen Alien?

        • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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          Ever see Junior?

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    Thanks Urethra Franklin

  • edric@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Those hands…

    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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      His tiny ear!

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      That looks like something I’d draw tbh

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    I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

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    God Bless America

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    A real man

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    Tight end

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      Not for long!

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        ;)

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    Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

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      LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

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    God I wish they were me

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    i have so many questions starting off with why and how

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      Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

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