I'll just leave this here...

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 5 months ago

I'll just leave this here...

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

This is the future liberals want

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

How does man get prangent?

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80’s there’s even a documentary film on it!

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 5 months ago

*prrrregante

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Pr…pre…PREGANANANT!!!

Slovene@feddit.nl · 5 months ago

I wonder if he’ll develop starch masks.

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

How is babby formed?

SubArcticTundra · 5 months ago

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

Grimy@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Go on…

bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

She does peg exclusively.

Zink@programming.dev · 5 months ago

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 5 months ago

I should be so lucky…

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 5 months ago

😍

ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 5 months ago

The future!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Wh-where does it come out?!?

DarkenLM@kbin.earth · 5 months ago

Ever seen Alien?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 months ago

Ever see Junior?

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 months ago

Thanks Urethra Franklin

edric@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Those hands…

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

His tiny ear!

TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

That looks like something I’d draw tbh

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

dadarobot · 5 months ago

God Bless America

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

A real man

casmael@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Tight end

s_s@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Not for long!

casmael@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

God I wish they were me

Varven@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.