Algorithms work in real life, too.
This is just standard enshitification.
When you work any sort of sales job, they will teach you a key point is “asking for the sale”–this is just a sign doing that job.
“Carls Jr finds you to be a terrible mother!”
Randall is offically carpilled
Hyperbole is a rhetorical device.
Accept its existence or die.
Yeah, Reddit was like that about a decade or more ago.
The current level of bot activity there is actually insane.
Windows has always been good at making the non-experienced feel comfortable and taking advantage of them.
Spent hours playing this on some demo disk.
“technical assistance grants”
Violent crime isn’t the only crime that results in violence either.
Road deaths and injuries are way up and prosecution for killing someone with a car is constantly excused and dismissed even as people get more negligent (screen use) and risky behind the wheel.
When did payphones take quarters?
Calls were a dime, like, forever.
Same with a cup of coffee.
Payphones were a quarter for only a very brief period of time before they disappeared.
This is like having nostalgia about a car phone–extremely specific.
Carls Jr Microsoft Windows. Fuck you, I’m eating!
Missing asking chat if they can believe he has friends.
Current thought is that mitochondria were smaller lifeforms first “absorbed” by larger more complex cell (alternatively: the mitochondria “hijacked” the larger cell) and live in symbiosis.
Sounds weird, but also, we have more bacteria living in and on our bodies than we have cells with “our own” DNA.
Makes you wonder where we each really start and stop.
Bread is cheaper than beef.
IDK how much beef is in a McDonalds burger these days, but still.
🤔
Everybody loves their first Diamondback.
They are basically dinosaurs.
American Robins are not the same as European Robins.
American Robins were named so because they vaguely reminded British settlers of their robins “from home”.
Minimum wage does not increase inflation.
Minimum wage reacts to inflation.
Just see the commercials on newsmax.
They’re not broadcasting to the healthiest.