Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoIs sushi gay folks?hexbear.netimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down10
arrow-up1204arrow-down1imageIs sushi gay folks?hexbear.netNakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·6 months agoeasy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke. if white people were eating it in the 70s, it’s okay. if it’s dairy, it’s okay, unless it’s like some squeaky cheese from the levant. if it raises your cholesterol, that’s some based epic trad food right there. does it have fiber in it? well that’s “sus”. is it seasoned with anything but pepper, salt and oregano? woke alert. vegetables get a pass if they’re microwaved green peas, soft crinkle cut carrots, or iceberg lettuce. parsley is acceptable as a garnish but you better take that off before you eat the sandwich! parsley inside a dish? like an ingredient? hamas.
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·6 months ago oregano What kind of soy liberal are you?
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoWorse yet, he might be Italian
minus-squareRuncible [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 months agoSoy is the OG woke food and it doesn’t get a shout out?
minus-squareinvalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-26 months agoSoy is also one of the biggest crops in America because it’s used for feeding basically every meat animal. You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months ago You probably eat less soy being vegetarian. what no biochemistry does to a mfer
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agotrue true. the only acceptable bean is white mushy beans in tomato sauce. soy is for cows and commies, chickpeas are again hamas, and any specialty bean or lentil is woke as hell.
minus-squareryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoTomato sauce is sus, better just use ketchup.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agothe tomato sauce in a can of anglo white beans is pretty much watered down ketchup anyway so
minus-squareNakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agostep on me edamame
minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 months agoI’m going to bike down to my local co-op and get a tempeh Ruben and a spicy kale salad to own the chuds.
minus-squareDes [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agothat salad sounds good as hell
minus-squareDragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoIt’s kind of weird seeing CHUDs dunk on rich people’s preferences, but only when poor people try to do them.
easy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke.
What kind of soy liberal are you?
Worse yet, he might be Italian
Soy is the OG woke food and it doesn’t get a shout out?
Soy is also one of the biggest crops in America because it’s used for feeding basically every meat animal.
You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
what no biochemistry does to a mfer
true true. the only acceptable bean is white mushy beans in tomato sauce. soy is for cows and commies, chickpeas are again hamas, and any specialty bean or lentil is woke as hell.
Tomato sauce is sus, better just use ketchup.
the tomato sauce in a can of anglo white beans is pretty much watered down ketchup anyway so
step on me edamame
I’m going to bike down to my local co-op and get a tempeh Ruben and a spicy kale salad to own the chuds.
that salad sounds good as hell
It’s kind of weird seeing CHUDs dunk on rich people’s preferences, but only when poor people try to do them.