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minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 year agoOkay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
minus-squaresolrizelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 year agoThere was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoIt from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
minus-squareCargonlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoJesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
minus-squarepossumlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoHow small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
minus-squareRhyz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoDamn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
minus-squareSinnz@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoAt times I only shit like once a week 💀
minus-squareThepinyaroma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoAre you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoDude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
minus-squareBen@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoDeath how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year ago1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
minus-squareklemptorlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoSeriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
minus-squareShittyKopper [they/them]@lemmy.w.on-t.worklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI had surgery fairly recently and didn’t need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital. not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
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Are you fully pooped out yet?
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
you need more fibre
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
I had surgery fairly recently and didn’t need to poop for about 5 of the 7 days they kept me in the hospital.
not sure if it was the food or just not doing anything but laying on a hospital bed for a week but it can be done.