NGL the new Jumanji movies are way better than they have any right to be.
A drop of water in a desert of cash-grab remakes that are significantly worse than the originals because everyone in production knows it’s a cash grab and has no creative input other than pumping another one out.
The new Jumanji movies aren’t really a remake, more a reimagining. Really pretty much the only thing kept from the original source material (book or movie) is “jungle game called Jumanji that becomes real”.
They are good but not iconic like the OG
Yeah, but I often wonder if this has more to do with the original coming out during my childhood?
Nah, it’s probably Robin Williams that makes the OG so good.
This is the answer right here.
Robin Williams was amazing. The range of emotions just can’t be topped. He was the most believable actor of all time.
I do think Robin Williams carries a lot of weight for that movie…but most is the rose-tinted nostalgia goggles. Not saying it was a bad movie by any means.
New ones are Johnson/Hart buddy duo with Jack Black sprinkled on top. That’s quite a team and it’s really hard to compare to just Robin.
There is only one rock movie, it just has a lot of breaks between arcs.
You refer to the RCU (Rock Cinematic Universe).
Jabroni Stark
My favourite was Tsunkatse. That was so weird
rocket control unit?
Carla was the prom queen!
He’s a melee fighter, range is not his strong suit
Yoooo this was good
Michael!
It’s a multiverse.
It’s not a very diverse multiverse.
Simultiverse
Shirtiverse. You can imagine the dimensions clashing crossover where they team up.
So you’re The Rock in the grey-green t-shirt.
Ah you’re The Rock in the short-sleeved grey-green shirt.
Let’s swap tops to confuse our enemies!
I’m imagining End Game final battle but every protag is just The Rock with the similar outfit, exact expression, and exact pose
Crisis of Infinite Rocks
One turns up as Black Adam and goes “sorry guys, I’ll just nip home and change.”
That’s hilarious.
What I love about The Rock: he’s only got, like, three facial expressions and I don’t even care - I know he’s gonna make it worth it to watch him anyway! :D
Edit: a word
My favourite is Smoulder. Which is yours?
The classic "who just farted? "
vine boom sound effect
TBF that’s the only collared shirt that fits him.
Obviously top left is a different movie, he’s got a different shirt on. The jury’s out on the other three though…
At least two of these are Jumanjis, right?
What are the other two?
I would guess the rundown and walking tall. Both are actually decent
One is probably the Disney River Boat movie.
Decently entertaining for what it was.
I think he wears a snappy hat and sharp vest in that one. Decent costuming, it’s a Disney film after all. They put all thought into details, and let the plot follow predictable tropes.
Good call, i forgot about that one! Also i just looked up stills of walking tall and the rundown, and he had hair in the rundown, and a buzzcut in walking tall, so add another movie that could be just like the ones pictured.
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Journey to the center of the Earth and probably The Rundown one of the better movies The Rocks been in. Christopher Walkens the villain
There’s a lot of rocks in jungles
If anything it proves how overpaid he truly is.
I wonder if he also loves jungle music.
We got fun and games.
Top left stands out though
I have never seen a movie with this guy and I plan to keep it that way.
The Rundown is actually pretty good.
Walken is in it.
You mean you’ve never seen a movie with Dwayne The Rock motherfucking Johnson. Have you seen Moana?
He’s apparently completely shameless in promoting himself or the numerous products he shills for but he’s a very charismatic guy and his movies aren’t horrible for what they are.
I’m old enough to remember The People’s Elbow and that eyebrow so it’s fun seeing him doing other things and finding more success.
Honestly that men’s grooming stuff he shills isn’t bad.
I recognize the characters in the poster. I don’t know if I saw it or not because that came out at a time when I was suffering crippling depression and I was self-medicated pretty much 24/7. Let’s say I might have seen a movie with The Rock and didn’t know it at the time.
It’s all good. He has some nice songs in that movie, and it’s hilarious to think of a pro wrestler singing Disney. You should check it out if you have time :-).
You should see a movie with this guy
He always goes to the movies with some guy
You should see a movie with this guy.
Some of them are pretty bad, but some are okay.
No like timeless classics to go on the list with ‘blade runner’ and ‘Casablanca’, watch if you want to watch something movies.
You can probably handle “The Other Guys”
it doesnt matter…
pocket full of cheese
