• Sanctus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sixe effects of taking worm bile may include but are not limited to; nausea, lightheadedness, sweats, blackouts, intestinal blockage, merging the memories of all Reverend Mothers before you with your own, lovers wiping their tears in your unconcious mouth.

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      There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol’ blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later… ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time.

      So it’s always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more.

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    Day 78: Turns out my acolytes wrote rude jukes all over my face while I was passed out from drinking worm bile. I’ve been walking around like this for WEEKS and nobody dared tell me?! Next time the smuggler caravan comes by, I’m getting a wardrobe mirror installed.

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    May cause visions, ancestral possession, the ennui brought on by the relentless deterministic passage of time, and the massacre of billions via trans-galactic jihad. Do not mix with alcohol.

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    Do not take Worm Bile if you take part in activities that may lead to Sudden Amputation. I was in the Arena and little did I know - that arm I lost regrew into ME. That son-uv-a-removed fucked my girlfriend, and then wanted half my tournament winnings!

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    Paul you have to change your name and drink this blue stuff for girls or the freemen won’t respect you. Have you been keeping up with voice training?

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    You are a worm though time.

    The thunder song distorts you.

    Happiness comes.

    White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye.

    Through a mirror, inverted is made right.

    Leave your insides by the door.

    Push the fingers through the surface into the wet.

    You’ve always been the new you.

    You want this to be true.

    We stand around while you dream.

    You can almost hear our words but you forget.

    This happens more and more now.

    You gave us the permission in your regulations.

    We wait in the stains.

    The word that describes this is redacted.

    Repeat the word.

    The name of the sound.

    It resonates in your house.

    After the song, time for applause.

    We build you till nothing remains.

    The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.

    You are home.

    You remind us of home.

    You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you.

    All hair must be eaten.

    Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away.

    After the song, time for applause.

    This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall!

    How do you say “insane”?

    Hurts to be happy.

    An ear worm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: “baby baby baby yeah”.

    Just plastic.

    So, safe and nothing to worry about.

    Ha ha, funny.

    The last egg breaks now.

    The hole in your room is a hole in you.

    You came and we let you in through the hole in you.

    You have always been here, the only child.

    A copy of a copy of a copy.

    Orange peel.

    The picture is you holding the picture.

    When you hear this you will know you’re in new you.

    You want to listen.

    You want to dream.

    You want to smile.

    You want to hurt.

    You don’t want to be.