BREAKING NEWS: ALASKA HAS SECEDED FROM THE UNITED STATES “Local authorities are a pledging a union with the country of Nepal. They say say ‘For too long have we suffered under the American yoke, and for too long has Nepal been a land-locked nation. We figured we’d solve two birds with one stone.’ Canada is more than a little offended but courteously accepting of its new Nepalese neighbor.”
The lathe is having a weird one.
BREAKING NEWS: ALASKA HAS SECEDED FROM THE UNITED STATES “Local authorities are a pledging a union with the country of Nepal. They say say ‘For too long have we suffered under the American yoke, and for too long has Nepal been a land-locked nation. We figured we’d solve two birds with one stone.’ Canada is more than a little offended but courteously accepting of its new Nepalese neighbor.”
… I’ll take this deal on the grounds we’ll become invisible to the world as one of the few secretly yet not really a secret communist states