Because screw Canada, screw the british, screw their king and entire royal family, screw the quebec frogs, double screw all the United Empire loyalist crackers that fled the revolution and settled in Canada, and most importantly screw the canadian government.
Just speak that language anyhow or something else, you toton… OU JE VAIS DECALISSER TON YUEULE EN SAINT CIBOIRE, PUTAIN D’ALASKA DE MERDE… J’EN MARRE!
Fine, the ultimatum:
If yes to being colonized by Canada and getting Poutine, breath…
If no, speak a different language associated with Alaska, like Russian or Aleut, and recite some sort of text, like the “Bible”, “the Raven”, or better, “387.44 million miles” speech by AM in “I have no mouth and I must scream”…
you will tolerate the court of queen’s bench spending a zillion dollars rebranding to the court of king’s bench for the two years that asshole is still alive
Ok, I’ll bite. Why would being part of Canada be worse than being part of the US?
Because screw Canada, screw the british, screw their king and entire royal family, screw the quebec frogs, double screw all the United Empire loyalist crackers that fled the revolution and settled in Canada, and most importantly screw the canadian government.
You will use the King Charles stamps.
You will half-assedly learn French for several years in elementary and highschool, but not enough to even be conversational.
You will learn who the real winners of the war of 1812 were.
Get ready to learn the proper context in which to say eh, and start calling people bud/buddy, buddy.
WE WILL DUMP YOUR MAPLE SYRUP INTO THE OCEAN!
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Ok, if you want to remain Alaskan, recite the Bible in Rosski!
The devil is a rosski? We speak Alaskan in Alaska!
Ok speak the first words of the Bible in one of Alaska’s indigenous language…
Why the bible though? Wouldn’t it be better to talk about the Raven in one of the Alaskan languages?
Just speak that language anyhow or something else, you toton… OU JE VAIS DECALISSER TON YUEULE EN SAINT CIBOIRE, PUTAIN D’ALASKA DE MERDE… J’EN MARRE!
Fine, the ultimatum:
If yes to being colonized by Canada and getting Poutine, breath…
If no, speak a different language associated with Alaska, like Russian or Aleut, and recite some sort of text, like the “Bible”, “the Raven”, or better, “387.44 million miles” speech by AM in “I have no mouth and I must scream”…
you will tolerate the court of queen’s bench spending a zillion dollars rebranding to the court of king’s bench for the two years that asshole is still alive